Miami Life

Well as I posted in the past my thumb is this crooked from a trampoline accident and well.... it is Friday and I am too
lazy too be creative that's why I decided to create.... TRAMPOLINE ACCIDENT FRIDAYS!!!

This week's video shows this young man's athletic abilities, ball-handle and especially his great ability to entertain the crowds.

ENJOY!

Brandy, Brandy...

Remember Brandy, the singer, Moeshia.... never seen her show, don't really care or ever followed her but she has always been REEEALLY ANNOYING to me....

I have been feeling bad about not liking her for so many years, I mean I don't know her, never read anything about her, don't really care about celebrities and most important WHO CARES!  Am I a bad person for disliking someone for no reason... do people usually get this feeling of disliking someone for no reason...

I started questioning myself when I wanted to post about "people that annoy me for no reason" including the female co-stars of Spiderman and the one from the Dark Knight... but back to Brandy (haha) as I typed annoying celebrities in Google i came across this site: http://www.amiannoyingornot.com and WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE!!

Here are the Results for Brandy:

For 2008, as of last week, Out of 256 Votes: 76.17% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 1407 Votes: 78.39% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 2405 Votes: 77.21% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 3523 Votes: 69.88% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 2021 Votes: 70.36% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 977 Votes: 68.58% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 2148 Votes: 73.79% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 47972 Votes: 32.92% Annoying

ITS SO NICE TO KNOW THAT I AM NOT AN AWFUL PERSON FOR DISLIKING SOMEONE FOR NO REASON...

(Finally I got this off my chest)

It's a beautiful South Florida morning, the sun is shining and there aren't any clouds in the sky. I get a sesame bagel with light cream cheese and a large cafe con leche for the Argentinean place and I get to the office on time. To make it even better I realize I have the perfect combo Friday and payday!!

I then turned on my computer, log on to digg.com and come across this horrible video!! I mean when I read "Pelican eating pigeon" I knew what to expect and I click it anyway. ( And don't get me wrong I am not easily disturbed, I had an albino python and fed it live mice.)  But seriously..

THIS PELICAN EATING PIGEON VIDEO REALLY DISTURBED ME!!

I don't know what was about it, maybe the pigeon flopping his wings inside the pelican mouth... I don't know. Anyways, I am a good friend and and need to share this (haha) so I send it to a couple of my friends and now they are as disturbed as I am.... except for the one that replied with a link "cow eating baby chicken" great....

I'll get over this but... MISERY LOVES COMPANY...

Here are my Top 3 Homemade water slides this summer. ENJOY!!

THIRD PLACE: Huge Waterslide

Nice big slide, family fun, great!!!

Length: 5
Speed: 2
Fun:     4
Total: 3.6

SECOND PLACE: Homemade (literally) slide

Good speed, Nice air... loved the leap into the pool!!

Length: 4
Speed: 4
Fun:     5
Total: 4.3

FIRST PLACE: Lake Fun

Great speed, Great air... pure perfection!!

Length: 5
Speed: 5
Fun:     5
Total: 5

THIS SUX!!

Sadly, after watching the Dark Knight in IMAX I realized that unless Jackie Chan jumps from the screen and kicks me in the face, I am never going to enjoy an action movie this much.

Yes... I have big hopes for step-brothers and even the Ben Stiller movie, but the mummy? x-files?? terminator??? without IMAX??? maybe IT'S A SIGN and I should focus on the stack of half-read books that quietly live in my nightstand :D

Well, had to share this. My friend shows up to my house this morning, he's wearing a suit. I pull out the camera take a pic and make an extremelly original comment: "They grow so fast." or maybe it was a "It's your time to spread your wings and fly out of the nest." anyways he goes off to his important interview...

IM him later on to ask how his "dream job" interview went and here is his response:

[13:42] X: i was like "whassup ( insert name of boss ) , whassup boo, how can i represent in this joint?"
[13:42] JJ Suarez: ...
[13:42] X: and they6 were like, not much just take good care of ( insert name of hot co-worker) and show up from time to time to collect your fat check
[13:42] X: jeje
[13:42] JJ Suarez: LOL
[13:42] X: daydreaming again sorry bout that
[13:43] X: hahahaha

Good Things:
-The sun is shining
- Great shrimp alfredo pasta with friends last night
- I feel creative and started blogging
- I can't think of many bad things

Bad Things:
- Irresponsible employees
- US post mail
- CROOKED FINGER (I really don't need two of those, at least one of them was injured doing sports lol)
- Its only Wednesday!!