Weekend injuries... and how to explain them.

When I was 15 it was easy to come home and explain my injuries:

- Fell playing soccer
- Got elbowed in the eye playing football
- Ran over a chicken and fell off the motorcycle (true story... I grew up in Mexico lol)

But as I get closer to my thirties it get hard to explain why my thumb is crooked and still hurts after two weeks. How do I explain to  the people that see me wearing khakis everyday that I almost broke my thumb because I was jumping on a trampoline with three other friends (late twenties as well). Did I mention drunk and wet?? Do I blame the car door?

Well, I don't know why its always fun to hit and get hit by your friends, I guess it a really messed-up-stress-relief therapy. I wonder if many people do this?? Just hope my thumb gets back to its right place.